The Hangover Quotes

11 08 2009

Words cannot describe this movie. It pisses excellence. It’s possibly the funniest movie, easily placed in the league of classics such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. AHR went through..well…repeat after repeat of this cinematographic comedy to find you the best of the best, the Top Quotes in the Hangover.

Alan Garner

The Hangover - Stu Price by Lotação Esgotada.

“I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.”

“Is this place pager friendly?”

[Mr. Chow stomps on Alan’s satchel] “Hey, there’s Skittles in there!”

“It’s not gambling if you know you’re gonna win.”

“Counting cards isn’t illegal–it’s frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Ever since 9/11 everyone has been so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden.”

Phil Wenneck “Who’s baby is that?”
Alan Garner “Check it’s collar.”

“Not at the table, Carlos!”

“Did you hear that? The baby’s name is Tyler.”

“I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust…”

“Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.”

“Godzilla destroys cities! I hate him too!”

“Does my hair look like Phil’s?”

“It would be so cool if I could breast feed.”

“Try tellin that to rain man. He practically put a casino bankrupt and he was a rah-tard.”

“Oh, I can’t make next week, the Jonas Brothers are in town.”

Stu Price

“Fuck those guys, that was bullshit! I’m telling everyone we stole a cop car!”

“I look like a nerdy hillbilly”

Stu Price: “Because of you, I married a whore!”
Alan Garner: “How dare you! She is a nice lady!”
Stu Price: “You’re such a fucking idiot!”
Alan Garner: “Your language is offensive!”
Stu Price: “Fuck you!”


What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed, and then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh Doug, Dougy Dougy Doug, and if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, then we’re shit out of luck.

Phil Wenneck

“Paging Dr. Faggot… Dr. Faggot…”

“It’s Phil, leave a message, but don’t text me ‘cos it’s gay.”

“Who brought this guy along ? “

“Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.”

[Over the loudspeaker of a stolen police car] Ma’am in the leopard dress: you have an amazing rack.

Phil Wenneck “A man purse? You actually gonna wear that or are you just fucking with me?”
Alan Garner “It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”

Leslie Chow

The Hangover - Mr. Chow by Lotação Esgotada.

“It’s funny because he’s fat!”

“Whatchu talking about Willis?”

“To-dah-loo, mother-fuck-or-or-or!”

“Haha, funny, fat boy!”

“Get out of the car! …Please.”

“So long gay boys”

Mike Tyson

The Hangover - Mike Tyson by Lotação Esgotada.

No Quotes…just knocks ‘the fuck out’ Alan.


The Hangover - Doug Billings by Lotação Esgotada.

The Hangover by Lotação Esgotada.

The Hangover by Lotação Esgotada.

The Hangover by Lotação Esgotada.



One response

12 08 2009

funniest movie
funniest quotes!
solid article :D

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