Machosexual

NO!

No more long and wavy hair

Trying to look attractive for the ladies

Get a damn haircut

btw-it doesn’t go well with your 16 year old pre-pubescent mustache

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No more skinny jeans

No more metrosexuality

Btw-your 12 year old sister called…she’s looking for her stolen jeans

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Buy a Remington Precisions Pro 200 Rechargeable Trimmer MB-250

ON SALE NOW!

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and Man-the fuck-Up

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but Don’t Take it Too Far…

The Musculinity Speaks of Itself